i saw two lovely little cornish hens at publix yesterday, so i took them home with me.  i don’t really know what to do with the twins but they looked so cute and plump in their tight little packages…is this how cute twins get raped? more on that thought later…
so tonight i pull out the twins and start looking for recipes
i find something sweet and savory that i think will highlight their plumpness quite well but it requires me to cut the hens in half.
now, these little ones have two sturdy impedments to being cut in half, a breastbone and the spinal column, how does one get these to seperate for a halved hen?  well i certainly don’t know so i set out to do a lil research on the open net
how does one search for cutting a hen in half??
to me it appeared the best search phrase would be “cutting hen in half”
while i probably don’t need “in”, “cutting” “hen” and “half” pretty much sum up what i need to do
but “cutting” and “half” have already been triggered by a much more common “h” word “her”
and so google prompts me, as i must not mean “hen” but rather “her” to say
“did you mean cutting her in half?”
hmmmmm
how many people have meant that instead?

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